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On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job $10.00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?""Yes",baseball caps hats, she purrs,baseball caps hats, "indeed I am!"The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"